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Welcome to Mean Burger

Mean Burger is a gem located in Humble, Texas, known for its standout burgers and inviting atmosphere. With an array of unique offerings such as the Mean Texas Burger and even adventurous options featuring peanut butter, there's something for every palate. Customers rave about the perfectly seasoned, juicy patties paired with soft bread and fresh toppings. The garlic Cajun fries are an enjoyable side, though some might find them lacking. The restaurant boasts a friendly and attentive staff, ensuring a welcoming experience. Whether you're in for a quick bite or a satisfying meal, Mean Burger promises a memorable dining experience every time.

Mean Burger: Reviews & Ratings

Randy Nolen
Randy Nolen

One of the best burgers I've ever eaten. I ordered a double Mean Burger w/ cheese. It was huge! Around a pound of beef. But it was very tasty. The garlic cajun fries were awesome as well. I will definitely be back when I'm in the area.

956Reviewer
956Reviewer

Delicious burgers! Perfectly seasoned, tasty soft bread, and the veggies/cheese top it off nicely. They have some fun combinations like a burger with peanut butter. Only negative is the fries could be better. Great service, good food.

Ebony
Ebony

A simple, straight to the point burger joint. Plenty of seating and tables; no grass walls here, folks. I love pineapple on burgers so the Hawaiian was right up my alley. The ham seemed like a bit much so I declined. Food came out fast and I was greeted by a pleasant face. The burger was really good, cooked appropriately and not dry. Fries were hot out the oil and seasoned to perfection. There's a ton of options so I'm sure everyone can find something. There was a steady flow of customers and I understand why.

Kaelyn Evans
Kaelyn Evans

There was a guy who came in my establishment eating a delicious looking burger. I asked him where he got it and he said MEAN BURGER. So as soon as I got a moment, I ran straight to Mean Burger. I asked the really kind blonde girl at the counter what that guy had gotten and she told me it was a Mean Texas Burger. I immediately ordered it all the way and when I got it, the girl at the counter had drawn my name all cute on the bag. I noticed on my receipt her name was Vanessa. (BTW Vanessa, of you are reading this you are AMAZING!! Your service is fantastic and your knowledge of the menu beyond helpful!! Your personality is just so sweet and you give off great vibes!) .. But anyways, when I got back to my establishment, it took me all of 5 minutes or less to eat that burger. That thing SLAPS!! This is definitely my new favorite burger and new favorite burger establishment. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

Jordyn Abuwi
Jordyn Abuwi

1st time here food was amazing. I ordered pickup. I wasn't greeted when I walked in but there was a large family at the counter. So that was understandable. I was assisted by a nice man who gave me my order. I will go back again EVERYTHING was still fresh when I got there & home.

Virgilio Portraits
Virgilio Portraits

the fries were amazing! the fountain drinks were perfect sweet. the ketchup was delicious and the burger was unbelievably tasty with hawaiian style bread, flavorful meat and heavenly after tastes i am telling everyoneeeeeee! try this place !!!!!!!! juan "kikke" took our order and was truly customer service excellent! after leaving i drove back and bought the home made desert.....i am diabetic and it wasn't too sweet. tell juan virgilio sent you!!!!

Abraham Martinez
Abraham Martinez

Small place with lots of potential. Don't be fooled by the lay back atmosphere. These are some seriously good, really good burgers. Staff was very friendly.

Daphne S
Daphne S

Excellent food. There are so many burgers to chose from. It was hard to pick one. We had a cowboy burger and smash burger along with the most delicious Cajun garlic fries. This is a must try. Kike waited on us. He was so nice and friendly. He continually check on us. Add this place to your list.

Location

  • Mean Burger
    9441 Farm to Market 1960 Bypass Rd W Suite 200, Humble, TX 77338, United States Hotline: +1 281-913-5234

Welcome to Mean Burger, a hidden gem located at 9441 Farm to Market 1960 Bypass Rd W Suite 200, Humble, TX 77338. This burger joint is drawing rave reviews from locals and visitors alike, and for good reason. With a commitment to crafting juicy and flavorful burgers, Mean Burger has quickly become a must-visit destination for burger aficionados.

Step inside and you’ll be greeted by a laid-back atmosphere that reflects the straightforwardness of the menu. There are no gimmicks here—just solid burgers made with quality ingredients. Customers rave about the colossal double Mean Burger, weighing in at approximately a pound of expertly seasoned beef. It’s a behemoth that has left many, like Randy Nolen, declaring it one of the best burgers they've ever tasted. Pair this mammoth meal with their garlic Cajun fries, and it’s clear why people return in droves.

What sets Mean Burger apart is its creativity. Adventurous eaters will appreciate unique options like a burger topped with peanut butter, pushing traditional boundaries while still savoring classic flavors. As 956Reviewer noted, the bread is soft and the veggies, along with expertly melted cheese, elevate the experience. While it seems the fries have some room for improvement, the overall experience makes that a minor footnote.

Ebony speaks to the swift service and the inviting staff, mentioning how the burgers are cooked to perfection—never dry but with just the right amount of juiciness. The Hawaiian burger, topped with pineapple, is a personal favorite, offering a sweet and savory twist.

Personal anecdotes like Kaelyn Evans’ highlight the warmth of the service, describing how Vanessa made her visit memorable with her friendly demeanor and personalized touch. This kind of service is the backbone of any great eatery and enhances the overall dining experience at Mean Burger.

As you take a bite of any burger here, you’ll understand why many declare it as their new favorite. From the flavors exploding in your mouth to the engaging atmosphere and friendly service, Mean Burger hits all the right notes. Each visit promises comfort, satisfaction, and a delicious meal that keeps you coming back for more. Don’t just take my word for it—visit Mean Burger and discover your new favorite burger.

For inquiries and to place your order, call +1 281-913-5234. Dive into burger bliss at Mean Burger!